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Joy
Horror Movie!
The Old Elephant Gag
Bunny
Love
Who Came
First?
Harvest Time
Why did the chicken
cross the road ?
To get to the other side.
Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something.
Why did the dinosaur
cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Why did the chicken
cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
The Perfect
Tan
Strange
Abductions?
*****
Two hillbillies meet on a road. One has a burlap bag thrown over his
shoulder. "Hey Billy-Bob, what's ya git in the sack?" Rufus asked.
"Chickens," Billy-Bob said.
"If'n I guess how many, can I have one?" asked Rufus.
Billy-Bob replied, "If you can do that, you can have em both!"
Rufus said, "O.K. You got five of em."
*****
Blind Mans
Bluff
A Very
Sad Day Indeed
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken
which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with
fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of
avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion
maintained.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also
across you.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated
that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and
therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Emily DickensonBecause it could not stop for death.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Dan Geddes: I breed the finest chicken I know how, and it crosses the road
as part of a vigorous fitness program to raise the leanest, plumpest birds
anywhere. Besides, I was chasing it with this axe at the time.
*****
A
Rose By Any Other Name
